talking back to the computer

computer: press a button.

emma: just a sec

------(30 seconds later)------

comp: press a button.

em: just a second.

------(30 seconds later)------

comp: press a button.

em: just a SECOND, i said.

------(30 seconds later)------

comp: press a button.

em: JUST A SECOND!

 ------(30 seconds later)------

comp: press a button.

em: mom, will you tell my computer i said 'just a second'?? 

Potty mouth

While going to the bathroom:

If she has more than one poop she refers to it as a "whole FAMILY of
poopies!"

Or we've heard "I'm gonna build a tower of poopies up to the ceiling!"

And today, little miss got a square of to stuck in her booty to which
she exclaimed, "hey look! I have a tail!"

cannibalism:just say no

mommy likes to pretend to take bites out of new baby brother. "Emma, he's so cute I could just eat him right up... yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."

"Mommy, do NOT eat my brother.  I already told you I didn't like you doing that the other day."