mama should take a lesson

when wearing heels...

remember your helmet...

table manners

"Mommy, don't talk while I'm eating."

Why Daddy Works

"somebody need to pay the bills"

a common occurence

When I [mommy] am sitting on the floor with Baby Chi, Emma will come put her arm around my shoulder and say, "Yeah. He likes us."

shhh...

So since Emma's trip to Georgia, it's been hard to get her to go poop in the potty. So, we bribe. (Okay, so her reward has always been a piece of candy in return for number two in the potty._ Well, now instead of just using candy as a reward, the lack of candy has also become a consequence for going in her diaper. When we see poo in the dipe, no more candy for Emma 'til she goes in the toilet again.

Today, she went in her diaper.
Daddy came home.

Emma (already knowing the answer): "Daddy, where's my bag.. with the eggs?"
John: I don't know.
Emma: It's in the kitchen.

John: Sorry Emma. Mommy said that you went poopy in your dipe today. No candy.
Emma: (walking away defeated)

Next thing I know, Emma comes running out of our room into the living room with me chewing on something.
Mommy: Emma, what are you chewing?
Emma: (whispering) Don't tell mommy. Daddy say that.

We need to get into showbusiness

When Emma sees a pizza commercial... or we put a frozen pizza in our cart... or John makes dinner... we hear the following:

neigh

John: Emma, hold your horses!
Emma: But I don't have any horsies.